** Caption competition - #2 **

The standard set from our first batch of captions has been very high. In fact, I'd say the best ever ClapClap ClapClapClap

So here's our second and final cartoon for this year.

As before, the winning caption will win £50-worth of M & S vouchers. Thanks again to Simon Heath for the illustration!

FORMAT

You are invited to post your witty caption suggestions below. Extra points if you can somehow wangle in an “HR” slant to your caption! Funny is good, too - although be warned, the judges (CIPD staff) are tough nuts to crack. 

The obvious guidelines on rude words and gratuitous product placement apply. Thank you.

Both this and last week's caption thread will remain open to entries until midnight on 31st December - and the winner will be announced when we all return after the New Year break.

Good luck...

* Tip: we’re looking for *captions* - which tend to be better when short-ish in length.

The legal bit: Competition Terms & Conditions 

Parents
  • It was turning out to be an awful Christmas for Santa. First the ban after being found intoxicated whilst driving a sleigh, then a quick Google search on himself revealed that he was in fact a fictitious character and didn't actually exist!  "So that's why everyone on the tube's ignoring me!"

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  • It was turning out to be an awful Christmas for Santa. First the ban after being found intoxicated whilst driving a sleigh, then a quick Google search on himself revealed that he was in fact a fictitious character and didn't actually exist!  "So that's why everyone on the tube's ignoring me!"

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