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** Caption competition - #1 **

Steve Bridger

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Community Manager

9 Dec, 2019 12:00

Drumroll...

Every year, one of my favourite tasks is to announce that the caption competition is back for another year!

I'll be posting two 'cartoons' for you to caption (they'll be another one next Monday).

The two winning captions will each win £50-worth vouchers. 

FORMAT

You are invited to post your witty caption suggestions below. Extra points if you can wangle in an “HR” slant to your caption! Funny is good, too - although be warned, the judges (CIPD staff) are tough nuts to crack. This should be the perfect activity for those of you who have a commute to and from work, and frankly, with all that's going on in the world... I need my chuckle muscle exercised, too.

The obvious guidelines on rude words and gratuitous product placement apply. Thank you.

This thread will remain open to entries until midnight on 31st December - and the winner will be announced when we all return after the New Year break.

Here goes...

* Tip: we’re looking for *captions* - which tend to be better when short-ish in length.

The legal bit: Competition Terms & Conditions

Thank you to Simon Heath for the illustration! Thumbsup

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  • Steve Bridger

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    Community Manager

    2 Jan, 2020 08:19

    This competition is now closed. Thank you so much for all your entries. The winner for each caption will be chosen from all entries received by the closing date, and published by Friday 10 January 2020.
  • Steve Bridger

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    Community Manager

    10 Jan, 2020 10:17

    OK... the results are in. I put this to the vote among CIPD staff (64 votes) and the clear winner was Maisie for her caption...

    "You said dress for the job I want, not the job I have."


    Congratulations Maisie, who has a £50 voucher on the way soon. Thank you to everyone for taking part in the fun.

    Happy New Year!