OK, now I might have your attention...

We know of a novelist writing, err... a novel... where the lead character works in HR when they discover something suspicious going on...

We think it's a whodunnit... but the author also wants to understand more about what an HR professional does on a day-to-day basis. 

ps This is not a windup. It's true. We thought it might be a bit of fun if we could surface some possible storylines 

pps For starters I recall this thread. Frankly, it's worth a read anyway...

https://www.cipd.co.uk/Community/discussion-forum/careers_clinic/f/working-in-hr-l-d/53460/most-unusual-item-found