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Things you want to say to employees but can't because you're professional...

Robey

Partly as a bit of fun, but mostly as an opportunity to vent...

Employee: "So what's my motivation for getting up at 5am to be on site for 7am?"

What I wanted to say: "Keeping your f-ing job? The fact that we pay you a salary far in excess of what your meagre skillset, dubious intelligence and questionable competence deserves?"

What I actually said: "Your professional pride in the delivery of an excellent service that our clients appreciate."

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  • Having come from a background where the industry we worked in actually helped save lives, I tend to roll my eyes a bit (lot) where people are being a bit (lot) precious. It tends to be over things like facilities and benefits/pay where in context they're extremely good but people get complacent....then they go elsewhere and realise what they've thrown away and ask to come back!
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  • Having come from a background where the industry we worked in actually helped save lives, I tend to roll my eyes a bit (lot) where people are being a bit (lot) precious. It tends to be over things like facilities and benefits/pay where in context they're extremely good but people get complacent....then they go elsewhere and realise what they've thrown away and ask to come back!
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