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Things you want to say to employees but can't because you're professional...

Robey

Partly as a bit of fun, but mostly as an opportunity to vent...

Employee: "So what's my motivation for getting up at 5am to be on site for 7am?"

What I wanted to say: "Keeping your f-ing job? The fact that we pay you a salary far in excess of what your meagre skillset, dubious intelligence and questionable competence deserves?"

What I actually said: "Your professional pride in the delivery of an excellent service that our clients appreciate."

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  • Love this.

    For me its the "I am taking this to the Unions" said with so much gusto and a sense of power.

    My inner response is - whatever, wow I am really quaking in my shoes.

    My actual reaction is a very sweet you are entitled to do this and please by all means exercise this right.
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  • Love this.

    For me its the "I am taking this to the Unions" said with so much gusto and a sense of power.

    My inner response is - whatever, wow I am really quaking in my shoes.

    My actual reaction is a very sweet you are entitled to do this and please by all means exercise this right.
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