Things you want to say to employees but can't because you're professional...

Partly as a bit of fun, but mostly as an opportunity to vent...

Employee: "So what's my motivation for getting up at 5am to be on site for 7am?"

What I wanted to say: "Keeping your f-ing job? The fact that we pay you a salary far in excess of what your meagre skillset, dubious intelligence and questionable competence deserves?"

What I actually said: "Your professional pride in the delivery of an excellent service that our clients appreciate."

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  • "I'm only being pulled up for speeding because *Transport Manager* doesn't like me."

    Well no, you're being pulled up for speeding because you drive a HGV and your tracker report shows you speeding consistently. It's not that hard.

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    "I don't need to do my safety checks because i've been here 15 years"

    Yea, tell that to the Police and the HSE when a wheel flies off while you're driving.

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    ...and relax. It's been one of those days!
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  • "I'm only being pulled up for speeding because *Transport Manager* doesn't like me."

    Well no, you're being pulled up for speeding because you drive a HGV and your tracker report shows you speeding consistently. It's not that hard.

    -----

    "I don't need to do my safety checks because i've been here 15 years"

    Yea, tell that to the Police and the HSE when a wheel flies off while you're driving.

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    ...and relax. It's been one of those days!
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