Things you want to say to employees but can't because you're professional...

Apropos of nothing: Anyone share with me the appreciation of what a wonderful resource this Community is; where serious professionals can debate professional ethics, the personal frustrations of their roles, the practicalities of creating and preparing Job-descriptions and person specifications, and the extinction of Unicorns, all at the same time?

If flexibility of thought is a professional asset: We have it here in spades.

P

What? Wait? unicorns are extinct?

No! Not at all Lisa. Don't fret! It is only the Bushy-tailed Unicorn that may be extinct!

They are (were?) a sub-species of the "Feathered" Unicorn (see above), but flew faster that the feathered variety, so as they grew their body-feathers migrated to the tip of the tail due to the increased slipstream of air rushing past.

Unfortunately they became critically endangered during the Victorian period when (like many exotic species) they were hunted to near-extinction for their exotic tails, which made perfect feather-dusters for use by housemaids, and were believed to have magic-powers when flicked at passing cinders and soot-smuts (common at the time). Indeed it is rumoured that Mary Poppins' famous ability to fly was not due to a magic umbrella at all, but to her brandishing of a Bushy-tailed Unicorn's tail (which would look similar from a distance) later changed in books and on film to an umbrella to avoid environmental criticism.

But Unicorns are still very much with us; ask my Grandchildren. They're just very good at hiding from grown-ups unless we close our eyes, suspend disbelief, and remember where to find them.......

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@ Peter
In her beautiful song "Solo", the late, great Sandy Denny sang "I've always kept a unicorn", so we have clear documentary evidence that they were still around in the late 1970s
:-)
PS Peter, as a guitar affecionado, I'm sure you'll appreciate Jerry Donohue's work on that track - soaring telecaster through a twin reverb!

Indeed so, Ray. I had forgotten all about that one, thank you for the reminder!

...Now what did I do with those headphones and my pick....

Peter its a worry knowing all that you have helped with on the community breaking down some issues clearly, I can hear myself saying well it must be true, Peter said so.

Lisa - Unicorns are still around, they are the mass producers of glitter!

Oh, Sharon! I only agreed the Bushy-tailed Unicorn "might" be extinct, and I am quite certain other species are in good health and everywhere we don't look. I am touched by your appreciation of my explanations on site, but would certainly not wish to imply that Unicorns are no more. As long as there is love in the world there will be unicorns to spread it....and the glitter.

One might just as easily say there is no Father Christmas!

I live on the beautiful Isle of Man, the place of fynoderees, fairies and Mannanin ... Ellan Vannin is the home of all things beautiful... where Unicorns and Father Christmas live quietly and safely with the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny in our many glens, protected by the Moddey Dhoo.

I live on the beautiful Isle of Man, the place of fynoderees, fairies and Mannanin ... Ellan Vannin is the home of all things beautiful... where Unicorns and Father Christmas live quietly and safely with the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny in our many glens, protected by the Moddey Dhoo.