I need happy thoughts in these nasty times...

Points to ponder:
Can a wine-taster be fired for drinking on duty?

Can a singer be paid a flat rate?

Can a clairvoyant be dismissed for being under the influence of spirits?

If an employee with dark hair has their employment terminated, is that an automatically un-fair dismissal?

If the leader of an orchestra waves their baton out of time, is that gross misconduct?

If a Chartered Fellow is not a fellow, are they a non-fellow Chartered Fellow, or a Chartered non-fellow Fellow?

O.k. Enough if this frivolity; I'm off back to the serious stuff to try and restore my now justifiably questionable reputation..... :-)

Be safe.

P

Points to ponder:
Can a wine-taster be fired for drinking on duty?

Can a singer be paid a flat rate?

Can a clairvoyant be dismissed for being under the influence of spirits?

If an employee with dark hair has their employment terminated, is that an automatically un-fair dismissal?

If the leader of an orchestra waves their baton out of time, is that gross misconduct?

If a Chartered Fellow is not a fellow, are they a non-fellow Chartered Fellow, or a Chartered non-fellow Fellow?

O.k. Enough if this frivolity; I'm off back to the serious stuff to try and restore my now justifiably questionable reputation..... :-)

Be safe.

P

Dyslexia is hard to spell so that anyone unable to spell it knows how a dyslexic feels when confronted with "babble" ...or is it dabble... or dubble ....or bobble ...or....

Abbreviation is long because its inventors didn't want anyone to feel they were being sold-"short".

Lisp? Clearly someone not sinking.

A half-baked idea!

(If it wasn't fattening, they should be fried for it)!.