OK, I’ve had enough of the ‘C’ word! I want to smile again and not feel totally stressed out for just a few minutes.
Tell me a joke...
I’ll start.
Q: Why do Sweden, Norway, and Denmark put bar codes on all their ships?
A: So they can scan-de-navy-in...
Points to ponder:
Can a wine-taster be fired for drinking on duty?
Can a singer be paid a flat rate?
Can a clairvoyant be dismissed for being under the influence of spirits?
If an employee with dark hair has their employment terminated, is that an automatically un-fair dismissal?
If the leader of an orchestra waves their baton out of time, is that gross misconduct?
If a Chartered Fellow is not a fellow, are they a non-fellow Chartered Fellow, or a Chartered non-fellow Fellow?
O.k. Enough if this frivolity; I'm off back to the serious stuff to try and restore my now justifiably questionable reputation..... :-)
Be safe.
P
Dyslexia is hard to spell so that anyone unable to spell it knows how a dyslexic feels when confronted with "babble" ...or is it dabble... or dubble ....or bobble ...or....
Abbreviation is long because its inventors didn't want anyone to feel they were being sold-"short".
Lisp? Clearly someone not sinking.
This is me...
I've just entered Robey's wurst kase joke at the top of this thread in a WhatsApp coffeebreak challenge for my organisation to find the best coronavirus joke. I've followed up with Steve's lockdown meals cartoon. I think I have a winning entry.
