Things you want to say to employees but can't because you're professional...

Partly as a bit of fun, but mostly as an opportunity to vent...

Employee: "So what's my motivation for getting up at 5am to be on site for 7am?"

What I wanted to say: "Keeping your f-ing job? The fact that we pay you a salary far in excess of what your meagre skillset, dubious intelligence and questionable competence deserves?"

What I actually said: "Your professional pride in the delivery of an excellent service that our clients appreciate."

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  • Ray I once drove into my company car park and I was anxious as I had job interviews that morning and did n`t want to be late. There was only one space left and out of nowhere this man in this car drove aggressively into the space and I tooted. He got out of the car and started abusing me. I was gobsmacked that some stranger would do that in a company car park. He ran into the building. I finally found a space and parked went in and sat in the interview room and waited for my first candidate. The first candidate knocked on the door and then came in all smiles. Guess who it was.... Yes!! my man in the car park. Needless to say he did n`t get the job.
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