Things you want to say to employees but can't because you're professional...

Partly as a bit of fun, but mostly as an opportunity to vent...

Employee: "So what's my motivation for getting up at 5am to be on site for 7am?"

What I wanted to say: "Keeping your f-ing job? The fact that we pay you a salary far in excess of what your meagre skillset, dubious intelligence and questionable competence deserves?"

What I actually said: "Your professional pride in the delivery of an excellent service that our clients appreciate."

Parents Reply
  • Hi Peter, The job was for a HR Advisor and the principle criteria was great interpersonal skills with the ability to get on with people at all levels, diplomacy and tact, keeping calm under pressure, great relationship builder especially with people who rub you up the wrong way, keeping you head when everybody looses theirs and the most important one - behaving professionally at all times even in the face of strong provocation!!!
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