Things you want to say to employees but can't because you're professional...

Partly as a bit of fun, but mostly as an opportunity to vent...

Employee: "So what's my motivation for getting up at 5am to be on site for 7am?"

What I wanted to say: "Keeping your f-ing job? The fact that we pay you a salary far in excess of what your meagre skillset, dubious intelligence and questionable competence deserves?"

What I actually said: "Your professional pride in the delivery of an excellent service that our clients appreciate."

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  • Shock, horror Caroline!!! Personal bias? What were you thinking of?

    (Well done; I would have negated his candidacy and nullified his applicability as well. To say nothing of shredding his application and any other implied assets with a heavy object also).

    What goes around, comes around and sometimes (just sometimes), our power to decide who passes and who fails can legitimately align with out personal prejudices as well as our professional assessment.
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